In case you’ve ever wondered what kind of nutjob would like the “music” of Justin Bieber, you need wonder no longer. It’s been scientifically proven that “artists” (cracks me up every time) like Bieber, Eminem, JayZ, and their ilk are the favorite of the mentally ill.
In a recent study at NYU, two researchers tried to find a correlation between music and psycopathy, and the results were not exactly shocking. Of course, one of the problems with the study is that the surveyed group consisted entirely of psychology students, and if you’ve ever gone to college, you know that most psychology students are a bit tweaked upstairs. Other than that, the results appear to be accurate.
It does leave one unanswered question: If one accidentally listens to the aforementioned craptists, does one become a sociopath? I would venture to guess no, because any sane person would do everthing within their power to escape the assault on their cerebrum by reacting in the most basic form of auto-self defense.
The Guantanamo prisoners were subjected to endless Bieber in a vain attempt to make their stay a displeasurable one, but more than likely the psycho terrorists enjoyed this part of their captivity. I wouldn’t be surprised to one day see some jihadi atop a technical with Bieber’s mug proudly displayed on his shirt.
Naturally, Pitbull owners are also big on Eminem, since they’re the perfect sociopaths.
I bet Harvey Weinstein has been to more than a few shows and probably had a sex mp3 list with the worst on the list. Matt Lauer? Yup, he’s a belieber.
At least I can find solace in my musical tastes and know there is one less negative influence in my life, and that my perfect sanity is underscored.
Now get out there and put some Allman Brothers on and enjoy some beauty in your life today.