Here’s a story with an almost happy ending.
A criminal in Florida, who owned a pit bull (is that redundant?), was caught by police while stealing hair care products. Refusing to submit to capture, even after being tazed, the brave felon ordered his pit bull to attack and kill the police officers. Instead, the pit bull turned on him and bit him in the butt and the head.
Unfortunately, as far as we know, the dog and owner are still alive.