Robbing the Girl Scouts

Girl Scout Cookies

It’s that time of year when Girl Scouts start their annual cookie sales to raise money to pay for all those wonderful programs that help raise healthy, confident young women.

At least that’s the goal.

Unfortunately, the Girl Scouts have been taken over by grifters at the very top who siphon off the majority of the profits from the hard work of these young women.

Varying by state, local chapters receive anywhere from .40 to .75 from each box they sell. The difference at that level is dependent upon how much is being taken by the parent organizations at the state level. Everything above that is for the national program.

As Girl Scout camps are being closed around the country due to lack of funds to maintain them, pay taxes, etc., the top rung of the Girl Scout organization is stealing more and more of the take from the girl’s work. Last year, at their headquarters in New York, $65,000 worth of renovations were completed for the executive bathroom. For one person.

That money alone could have saved a few Girl Scout camps that have been sold off for private development. These are spectacular camps that were purchased before the population exploded and waterfront prices went lunar. They will never be able to buy them back and these kids will never get to experience the cry of a loon in the night or the beautiful silence of canoeing across a calm lake.

When she arrived in 2011, Anna Maria Chavez, the CEO of Girl Scouts, was paid $98,000 for October through December, a portion of an annual salary of $393,380. She also got $71,906 in “other compensation” that which included expenses to move to New Jersey and retirement-plan contributions.

The first things that every Girl Scout learns are the promise and the law.

Girl Scout Law
I will do my best to be

honest and fair,
friendly and helpful,
considerate and caring,
courageous and strong, and
responsible for what I say and do,

and to 

respect myself and others,
respect authority,
use resources wisely,
make the world a better place, and
be a sister to every Girl Scout.

Ms. Chavez probably laughs at the absurdity of the law every time she checks her bank balance. Honest and fair? Use resources wisely? Ha, that’s for chumps.

But maybe that’s her point. “It’s a dog eat dog world, kids, and you should learn that there are evil people all around just waiting to steal everything you have earned. Like me! Ha!”

It is an absolute shame what is being done to these girls by the national leaders. Maybe even the Girl Scouts need to start a revolution. They could start a grassroots campaign to overthrow their leadership and install a more equitable form of governing. How would that be for a civics lesson for our future leaders?

One item that should be on the top of their list is getting their headquarters out of New York. Of all the institutions that should be run out of a smaller city with ties to a more rural way of life, it’s the Girl Scouts. So, once they remove the blood-sucking vampires at the top, they should shut it down and move it to Topeka. Or Missoula. Or Burlington. Most places would be immensely proud to have such a renowned institution move to town. Imagine the savings and goodwill.

If you encounter any young ladies selling cookies this year, do them a huge favor and not only buy a few boxes, but give them a check/donation for their local chapter, one that can’t be snatched by the New York crew. That’s money they can use to get out and have an adventure they’ll always remember.


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