I just got back from my local gas station and noticed that they changed the pumps and added little tvs so that you can relax that useless brain of yours from the strenuous task of pumping gas and watch the latest reality show. TVs have become so incredibly pervasive and downright invasive over the last few years that the citizenry needs to start fighting back.
I would recommend one of these. Trying to eat your meal at Rosie’s without the noise and visual distraction of a tv? Shut the whole fucking lot of them down. Nobody will react. Nobody. The one thing you’ll notice is the fat slobs in the booths might actually start talking to each other. Imagine that.